I know that you're busy planning a lock in party - I mean a party lock out - but I hope you find time to appreciate this wee bouquet. The traditional Scottish stems symbolise your hugely understated, barely discernible patriotism, and I've combined them with crocosmia 'Red Lucifer', as befits "the most dangerous woman in Britain".
Cry freedom. Cry Nicola!
Suggested additional gifts:
Remind Scotland's Feisty Minister it's the 800th anniversary of Magna Carta this year, a document that will come in handy for someone planning on penning a new constitution soon.
Let wee Nicola know what you think of her chances!