The noble game. This June, the challengers of brexit-riddled Angleterre go to battle! A squadron of male valkyries descends daily on pubs across the land. And, cast aside, a group of overly stereotypical 'footie widows' will be left indoors to stew, whilst their worse halves get boozed up. sozzled. dipsomaniacally struck down.
ALAS! This may mean trouble.
An issue solved by one substance only.
Yes, you've guessed it pals:
Old Johnny English needs a bit of assistance to rebuild bridges, having succumbed to the demon drink watching the Euros. There is but one answer:
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